Willow • 21 • he/him • bi • nb masc
artist, witch, creature
DNI terfs, transmeds, maps, ace/aro exclus, nbphobes
i’m learning crochet while stoned and noticed my loops were too tight and my brain automatically went:
“why so tight?” -the crocheter
“Blood sweat and tears” such an excellent method of measuring investment. Yeah I worked really hard on this, hurt myself a lot, cried the whole time. stress nosebleed, sweated profusely, sobbed openly. Bleeding sweating crying etc. And everyone goes oh. Well done.
Americans will measure with anything but the metric system
What's the SI unit for emotional investment?
It came to me while I was folding laundry: the fuck. As in, I do or do not have fucks to give. Maybe I give one millifuck about a news item, or one microfuck if it's celebrity gossip. On the flip side, I give a kilofuck about games, and a megafuck about human rights. Seems to work pretty well.
You’re correct.
OP turned off the reblogs on this bc it was clogging their notifs but I just wanted to say that the notes on this are so funny like ppl are SO BAD at reading for tone and intent.
Like OP clearly wasn't proposing this as an actual challenge, but commenting on the fact that fandom tends to flatten female characters' personalities into a set of popular prepackaged fandom buzzwords and soundbites, and every fandom person in a 1000km radius decided to immediately
1) interpret it as an actual fun challenge to take a crack at
2) in doing so, invent so many novel and inventive ways to reduce female characters' personalities to prepackaged soundbites and buzzwords.
People unironically commenting stuff like "she's a war criminal and I want her to step on me" thinking they passed OP's test like babe not only was there never a test in the first place, you're literally just doing the thing they were making fun of :T
Like there isn't an actual test but if there was you'd get crushed by the anvil. sorry.
my mom’s showing me some niche music she likes and there’s some guy wailing on harmonica and mom walks over to me and goes “That guy on harmonica? His name’s Clay. We used to date.” and I was like “Oh no way how cool!! You dated him??” n she replies “Yeah. He was really good at harmonica.”
to which I wiggle my eyebrows as a joke and she just. NODS. and repeats. “He was REALLY good at harmonica.” and stares me dead in the eyes and I’m like omfg mom. no. and she’s like “well, I better get back to work” and walks off and I’m here with 2 thoughts in my mind
1. I gotta learn harmonica. You know, to serenade my partner with music.
2. I’m listening to the crazy harmonica solo of a man who has fucked my mom.
SHE JUST WALKED BY AGAIN AND SAID ‘did I mention he was a VERY good harmonica player?” MOM PLEASE
this can’t be happening to me
“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by
my mom’s showing me some niche music she likes and there’s some guy wailing on harmonica and mom walks over to me and goes “That guy on harmonica? His name’s Clay. We used to date.” and I was like “Oh no way how cool!! You dated him??” n she replies “Yeah. He was really good at harmonica.”
to which I wiggle my eyebrows as a joke and she just. NODS. and repeats. “He was REALLY good at harmonica.” and stares me dead in the eyes and I’m like omfg mom. no. and she’s like “well, I better get back to work” and walks off and I’m here with 2 thoughts in my mind
1. I gotta learn harmonica. You know, to serenade my partner with music.
2. I’m listening to the crazy harmonica solo of a man who has fucked my mom.
SHE JUST WALKED BY AGAIN AND SAID ‘did I mention he was a VERY good harmonica player?” MOM PLEASE
my mom’s showing me some niche music she likes and there’s some guy wailing on harmonica and mom walks over to me and goes “That guy on harmonica? His name’s Clay. We used to date.” and I was like “Oh no way how cool!! You dated him??” n she replies “Yeah. He was really good at harmonica.”
to which I wiggle my eyebrows as a joke and she just. NODS. and repeats. “He was REALLY good at harmonica.” and stares me dead in the eyes and I’m like omfg mom. no. and she’s like “well, I better get back to work” and walks off and I’m here with 2 thoughts in my mind
1. I gotta learn harmonica. You know, to serenade my partner with music.
2. I’m listening to the crazy harmonica solo of a man who has fucked my mom.
Anonymous asked:
kicks down ur door. art requests, you say?!??? Well have u ever heard of finnico-
(^ Was forcibly removed from the premises by peppermint butler)
ccassettetape answered:
HELL NO I LOVE THAT ASK’S WORDING OR WHATEVER
AND I ALSO ADORE NICO HE IS SO SILLY <3
(nico the catboy belongs to @sabertoothwalrus!! :] )
last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
